Having a quiet cup of cappuccino in a bistro in Chorlton cum Hardy this morning I observed the following predatory antics of a very small child. The “butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth” look that he had masked a primeval instinct for food……..even human food.
First it was a look into my eyes……..lulling the intended victim into a false sense of security
Next came the “I just want to lick your nose”
Then the jaws like full frontal assault
And finally the attempt to remove the now disabled nose
Very young children should come with a health warning indicating that close proximity to them may result (nay, almost certainly will) in loss of body parts.