No one is safe from a baby with a voracious appetite……………….

Having a quiet cup of cappuccino in a bistro in Chorlton cum Hardy this morning I observed the following predatory antics of a very small child. The “butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth” look that he had  masked a primeval instinct for food……..even human food.

First it was a look into my eyes……..lulling the intended victim into a false sense of security

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Next came the “I just want to lick your nose”

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Then the jaws like full frontal assault

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And finally the attempt to remove the now disabled nose

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Very young children should come with a health warning indicating that close proximity to them may result (nay, almost certainly will) in loss of body parts.

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