Jezza consults an “image consultant”


After months of criticism from the media, public and even members of his own Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn decides to finally bow to pressure and submit himself to a makeover.

Thinking that he would like a little moral support (and not wanting to be laughed at) he decides to take “Fatty Pang Abbott” with him, after all they did indulge in horizontal jogging a good number of years ago so they would be able to form a mutual support group.

Seamus Milne, Corby’s adviser is said to be “over the moon” at the new Jezza and feels that it bodes well for the future of the Labour Party.

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